This morning when Hallie got up, she looked a lot like Rod Stewart at some point in the 70s:

Notice that she not only is sporting the spiky punk rocker look in front, but also a very well developed mullet in back:
Apparently it dried like this after her bath last night, and in a gravity-defying feat of amazing hair trickiness, it stayed like this all day. I kept explaining this to other parents at the playground; what I really should have done is dressed her in all black, put a mini leather jacket with safety-pins in it on her, and found a nice pair of size 5.5 doc marten high tops.